A guy pushes a Priority Mail envelope through the window and demands “I need this to get there TOMORROW.”
The postal worker responds and he looks furious “Why Not?”
He gets a answer to his question and then says “Well, I don’t want to go put this in a different envelope.”
He listens again. “Well when would this envelope arrive?”
After getting this question answered he calmly says “Oh, that’s fine.”
Reinforcing a point I always believed, when most people claim something is an emergency, or needs to be done immediately, or as in this case, needs to arrive by tomorrow, they are full of shit and can wait.
In this guy’s case, this envelope needs to arrive tomorrow unless it takes him a minute to move it from this envelop to a different envelope, in which case it can take a couple of days.
